What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What are you studying in math?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
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