What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
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