What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
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