What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
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What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
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