What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What's black and white and red all over?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?