Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?