What do you call stolen cheese?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why is the beach so confident?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?