What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?