What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do cats wear to work?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which fly makes films?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do frogs keep their money?
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