Which bird would make a great farmer?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?