What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
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