What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is another name for a cow?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
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