What do you call a dancing sheep?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

How does dinner smell?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Where can you always get cheap gas?