Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?