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What day is your mom always right?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?