Why are skeletons so calm?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you call a baby monkey?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why do two skunks argue?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?