What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
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