What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Where do goldfish go camping?
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