Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do bees say in the summer?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why did the fish blush?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do sheep say when they're in love?