What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
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