What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call two birds in love?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?