Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What animal loves Indian food?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Which president loved to take baths?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's the difference between weather and climate?