Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?