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How do you make a bandstand?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Where would you find an elephant?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?