Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?