What did the sickly elevator say?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where do termites go camping?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What animal always goes to heaven?