What kind of water does an angel like?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What did March say to the madness?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Which former US President was always cold?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Which cats love to be petted?