What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?