What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?