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What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

I broke my finger!

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What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

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What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?