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Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Where does food go to take a nap?

When do ghosts love to go camping?