What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?