What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What do naked fish play with?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What do you call octopus twins?