What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?