What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What animal knows kung fu?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What game can you play while eating dinner?