What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do nosey peppers do?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Where do vampires keep their money?