What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?