What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

How do bees get to school?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How do you grill cheese?

What says: oom oom oom?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?