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What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

How do amoebas make calls?