What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?