Which former US President was always cold?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?