What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?