What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where do polar bears vote?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do you call a short cow?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?