What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
The museum curator needed a break.
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