What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
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