What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's E.T. short for?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the rug say to the floor?
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