What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?