What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
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