What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How much does freedom weigh?
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