Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did the confused bee say?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What goes up when the rain comes down?