What did the rug say to the floor?
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Who does everyone's hair in space?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
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