How does a sidewalk address a question?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why is money so stubborn?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?