I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?