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What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Where do books sleep?

What did autumn say to summer?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What fish only swims at night?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

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Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Which bug is related to you?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?