Why is heaven always so tidy?

Which state has the best streets?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?