My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What is the most adorable season?