How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?