What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?