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What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

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Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call a greedy elf?

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What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

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Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why are English teachers so smart?