Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why do plants hate algebra?