What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
Where do mermaids see movies?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
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