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What kind of water does an angel like?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

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