How do fireflies start a race?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What says: oom oom oom?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What fish only swims at night?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?