What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?