Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?