How can you make 7 even?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

OK, that's enough fish puns.