Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why are turtles so shy?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why do moms make good vintners?

How do automobiles fly?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why did the professor write on the window?