Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why is golf harder than baseball?