Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
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What is the most faithful insect?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
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Why is sand so optimistic?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
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