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What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Did you know about April 1st?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you call a sad latte?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Where does water do all its banking?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?