What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?