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What type of animal does well in the cold?

What animal knows kung fu?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do fairies always drink?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

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Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What washes up on miniature beaches?