Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
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Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do fairies always drink?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
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