Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

How do you make antifreeze?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

How do hurricanes see?