What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Which subject has two parts?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What game does a rabbit always win?