Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do math teachers love March?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

How does a taco bless the table?

Where are average things manufactured?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?