What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?