Why do trees have so many friends?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What do elves learn in school?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?