What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why do cubes make great referees?