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What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Two silkworms got in a fight.