What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What fairy loves to count?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?