Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?