Why did the computer run out of money?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?