What's a kitty's favorite book?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What's black and white and red all over?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Families are like fudge.

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?