Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call octopus twins?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?