Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
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