Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?