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What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?