What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?