Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What day is your mom always right?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What sports are both plant-based?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?