What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why are fish such good architects?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?