Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was the mime upset?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?