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Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why are fish such good architects?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why do mice need oiling?