Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?