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What does the sun drink out of?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did electricity win the race?

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Why did the student eat their homework?

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Which part of a car is always the warmest?