Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What insect runs away from everything?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?