What did summer say to spring?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?