Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What game do mice love to play?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?