What does a female lion call her mate?
Her mane squeeze.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What does the sun drink out of?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's the politest month?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
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