Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?