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What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What fish sings the best?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

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Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why is a computer so smart?

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Why did the cow cross the road?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

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Why did the Easter egg hide?

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What did one angel say to the other angel?