What time is your dentist appointment?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Which plant has the best roar?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?