Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What car always breaks the rules?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?