Why is the number 4 so smart?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?