What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Where do surfers go to school?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What animal loves Indian food?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?