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What do math teachers eat?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

How long will dinner be?