Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What's a dog's favorite book?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the student always get straight A's?