Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
How does a barber get to work?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
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