Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How does a squid go into battle?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What animal loves a baseball game?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!