Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why don't ants get sick?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why do mice need oiling?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
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