Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!