What car can you only see twice a year?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's the loudest sport?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Where do novels go to have a good time?