What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do fairies always drink?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!