What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do termites go camping?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
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