What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why do cows go to New York?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?