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A paw-n dealer!
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What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why is the beach so confident?
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What type of car do planets buy?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
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