What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?