Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Which subject has two parts?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Who invented fractions?