I used to be addicted to not showering.

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?