What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Ape-rons!
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did one plate say to the other?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do termites go camping?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
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