Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why was the fish so smart?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?