Why don't fish play basketball?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What birds always travel in twos?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?