What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why did the fish blush?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Which dance will a chicken not do?