What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?