What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How do snowmen get information?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
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