How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's the politest month?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Where do polar bears vote?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?