What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why do math teachers love March?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Where do pigs love to take naps?