What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's black and white and red all over?
How does a taco bless the table?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What color are all the books in the library?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What sport are eggs the best at?
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