When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What is a table you can eat?

What food is a man's best friend?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?