What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are trees always so positive?
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