Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?