What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What's the king of all school supplies?