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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why are English teachers so smart?

How is cat food sold?

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What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

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Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?