What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why can't you trust a pig?