What sports are both plant-based?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?