What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why are baseball games at night?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why was the dog overweight?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?