What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do fairies always drink?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

How was the wedding?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

How do locomotives know where to go?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?