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Which big cat never tells the truth?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

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Why did the goal post get angry?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did summer say to spring?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where do stars go to college?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?