What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do bees chew?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What bird is losing its hair?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?