What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?