Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why are books always so angry?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?