Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
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