How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What's a henway?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Where do surfers go to school?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

How did the coach get his quarterback?