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Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why do cats love to work?