What did the Dorito say to his son?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why did the barber win the race?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why do orcas love to gossip?