What's the hardest part about skydiving?

I broke my finger!

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

How do you organize a space party?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?