What's the coldest vegetable?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What's the noisiest food?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?