What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What condiment has wings?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
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