What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
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Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
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What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
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