What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What math figure is also in the band?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What style of music weighs the most?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?